Ficlets from Last Night
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imasupermuteantTitle: Brotherly Love
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG-13 forSmithy's Dick's little brother
Word Count: 180
Summary: in the form of a Text From Last Night
Connor's gotten used to seeing Roy come into the kitchen with little (or no) clothes on. He's even gotten used to seeing Roy come into the kitchen with little clothing and huge multicolored hickeys. On his hips.
Yes, Connor has gotten used to all of this. What he isn't prepared for is the panicked-but-joyful look in Roy's eyes when his (sort of) brother rushes into the kitchen, nor is he prepared for Roy to grab him by the shoulders and crush him into a hug.
"I want you to know three things." Roy tells him, "Before Dick murders me."
"Okay?"
"First. I got with Dick's little brother last night."
"You-- Tim?"
"Second. I will always love you like a brother."
"...Ummm."
"Third." Roy smiles at him manically, "Dick's little brother totally digs anal."
And Roy is gone, rushing out the door to (presumably) find a place where Nightwing will never be able to track him down. Connor looks down at his cup of green tea and his cheerios, contemplates his morning thus far, and gets out another bowl for Tim.
Title: Bubble-wrap
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Bart/Kon/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for sexual ingenuity
Word Count: 350
Summary: In the form of a TFLN
Tim is neatly sequestered away in his room, working on reports, when the sound starts. It's quiet, so quiet that anyone who wasn't a meta might not be able to distinguish it from the normal sounds of the tower at night. Tim can't tell what it is at first, only that it's there and that it isn't normal.
He's out of his room and down the hall (bo in hand) when he realizes that the sound is coming from Kon's room. And that the sound is squeaking.
Squeaking and popping.
Squeaking and popping and moaning.
"What?" He enters the room (Kon never locks his door) with caution. It could still be some strange squeaky-poppy-moany supervillain after all.
Tim quickly deduces that it isn't a supervillain. This is mostly based on the fact that Kon and Bart are having sex in the middle of the floor.
On top of a gigantic sheet of bubble-wrap.
"Tim!" Bart cries, craning his head back from his place on the floor in order to get a better view. His legs are thrown up over Kon's shoulders and Kon has yet to stop thrusting, causing Bart to rub against the plastic underneath them.
"Ahn!" Bart moans as the angle of Kon's penetration shifts slightly, a flurry of pops follow as Kon moves his knees.
"Oh!" -pop- "fuck!" -pop- "Yes!" -pop, pop, pop-
"You're--" Tim doesn't know how to feel.
"We're awesome." Kon pants (-pop-), "You want to join us."
"There's no sex like bubble-sex!" Bart chimes in, "We even have dildos!"
Kon brandishes something that looks like a bumpy sausage in a bright green condom, "We made them ourselves."
"Out of bubble-wrap!"
Tim is torn between arousal and laughter. He settles on arousal, suppressing a chuckle as he removes his armor and slides in to join his two best friends (and lovers) on their bubble-bed.
"Dude," Kon says, brandishing a bubble-wrap dildo and a tube of lube, "let's see how many of these you can pop with your ass."
"Sure." Tim says.
"Yes!" Bart cries.
And all through the night they go -pop, pop, pop-.
For those of you who are interested: Instructions on how to make your own bubble wrap dildo
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG-13 for
Word Count: 180
Summary: in the form of a Text From Last Night
Connor's gotten used to seeing Roy come into the kitchen with little (or no) clothes on. He's even gotten used to seeing Roy come into the kitchen with little clothing and huge multicolored hickeys. On his hips.
Yes, Connor has gotten used to all of this. What he isn't prepared for is the panicked-but-joyful look in Roy's eyes when his (sort of) brother rushes into the kitchen, nor is he prepared for Roy to grab him by the shoulders and crush him into a hug.
"I want you to know three things." Roy tells him, "Before Dick murders me."
"Okay?"
"First. I got with Dick's little brother last night."
"You-- Tim?"
"Second. I will always love you like a brother."
"...Ummm."
"Third." Roy smiles at him manically, "Dick's little brother totally digs anal."
And Roy is gone, rushing out the door to (presumably) find a place where Nightwing will never be able to track him down. Connor looks down at his cup of green tea and his cheerios, contemplates his morning thus far, and gets out another bowl for Tim.
Title: Bubble-wrap
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Bart/Kon/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for sexual ingenuity
Word Count: 350
Summary: In the form of a TFLN
Tim is neatly sequestered away in his room, working on reports, when the sound starts. It's quiet, so quiet that anyone who wasn't a meta might not be able to distinguish it from the normal sounds of the tower at night. Tim can't tell what it is at first, only that it's there and that it isn't normal.
He's out of his room and down the hall (bo in hand) when he realizes that the sound is coming from Kon's room. And that the sound is squeaking.
Squeaking and popping.
Squeaking and popping and moaning.
"What?" He enters the room (Kon never locks his door) with caution. It could still be some strange squeaky-poppy-moany supervillain after all.
Tim quickly deduces that it isn't a supervillain. This is mostly based on the fact that Kon and Bart are having sex in the middle of the floor.
On top of a gigantic sheet of bubble-wrap.
"Tim!" Bart cries, craning his head back from his place on the floor in order to get a better view. His legs are thrown up over Kon's shoulders and Kon has yet to stop thrusting, causing Bart to rub against the plastic underneath them.
"Ahn!" Bart moans as the angle of Kon's penetration shifts slightly, a flurry of pops follow as Kon moves his knees.
"Oh!" -pop- "fuck!" -pop- "Yes!" -pop, pop, pop-
"You're--" Tim doesn't know how to feel.
"We're awesome." Kon pants (-pop-), "You want to join us."
"There's no sex like bubble-sex!" Bart chimes in, "We even have dildos!"
Kon brandishes something that looks like a bumpy sausage in a bright green condom, "We made them ourselves."
"Out of bubble-wrap!"
Tim is torn between arousal and laughter. He settles on arousal, suppressing a chuckle as he removes his armor and slides in to join his two best friends (and lovers) on their bubble-bed.
"Dude," Kon says, brandishing a bubble-wrap dildo and a tube of lube, "let's see how many of these you can pop with your ass."
"Sure." Tim says.
"Yes!" Bart cries.
And all through the night they go -pop, pop, pop-.
For those of you who are interested: Instructions on how to make your own bubble wrap dildo
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on 2010-12-04 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-12-05 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-12-05 05:03 am (UTC)Thank you for sharing these, they really made me laugh and sigh
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on 2010-12-05 11:25 pm (UTC)... Also I think the Titans should have an Arts and Crafts day in which they make sex toys. Best bonding thing evar.