imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: A Love Story of Sorts
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Characters/Pairings: Scotty/Keenser
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and sexuality
Word Count: 2377
Summary: Scotty has the hots for Keenser, Keenser isn't so sure.

Keenser, on the other hand, thought he was a fetishist. )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Heritage Month
Fandom: Star Trek TOS/Star Trek XI (pick your naked Scottishman!)
Pairing: SCONES (Scotty/Bones)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, crack, silliness, nudity
Word Count: 565
Note: Written for [ profile] cards_slash as part of my Rock, Paper, Cynic Fanfic Meme. Also written for the "Public Nudity" square of my [ profile] trek_crackbingo card. Multitasking!

Summary in the form of a comic! )

imasupermuteant: (Scotty/Sandwich)
I was feeling sad and fic-less so I thought I would cheer myself up with a little crack. So here we have it!

Title: Desire
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Scotty/Sandwiches
Warnings: Errr... food-sex? Sex-with-food?
Rating: Almost NC-17
Word Count: 362

Summary: Sometimes it's hard to deny yourself.

It's not his fault. )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Switching
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy/Scotty, Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Gender swapping all over the place.
Summary: I hate gender-switch and I hate drabbles. So in a fit of insanity I wrote both. Seven 100 word gender-switch drabbles.

Get it off! Get it off! )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Scones and Tea
Fandom: Star Trek TOS (or TAS, it doesn't really matter)
Pairing: Scotty/Bones (SCONES!!)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2150
Summary: Scotty and Bones receive an unexpected guest.

Note: This was originally a comment fic I made for the Ship Wars spirit week on [profile] st_respect. I've changed it a little, added a sentence here or there, but it's pretty much the same. You can find the original prompt and response HERE

'Tell those damn kids to get off our lawn' )
imasupermuteant: (OMFG!)
So I thought I would post a master list of my fic for Team Crackship so that I could go back and find it later... 'cause that's important to me. Read at your own risk:

UPDATED 3/26/10

Crack Goes Here )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Mechanophilia
Author:[personal profile] imasupermuteant
Pairing: Scotty/Machines, Scotty/Enterprise
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Ummm... Did you read the pairings?
Summary: A snapshot of the romantic life of Montgomery Scott
Word Count: 1121

Note: Inspired by THIS

Scotty never expected anything better to come along. )
imasupermuteant: (bones found porn)
Title: Dreams Come True
Author: [personal profile] imasupermuteant
Pairing: Chekov/Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bdsm-ness, tentacles
Prompt: Risa's the pleasure planet of the quadrant. They must have tentacle-related services there....
Word Count: 1353

Note: Written for lj's [community profile] tentacle_fest

Montgomery Scott was not having a very enjoyable shore leave. )
imasupermuteant: (is it edible?)
Title: the First Annual Pi Day Mathematics Marathon, Drinking Contest, and Pie Eating Orgy
Author: [personal profile] imasupermuteant
Ship: Kirk/Spock/Scotty/Chekov/Pi(e)
Warnings: Mild sextiems, abuse of Pi(e)
Disclaimer: I don't own pie them
Summary: The gang celebrates the world's greatest holiday
Word Count: 949

It's March 14th! )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: This is not a McChekov Fic
Author: [personal profile] imasupermuteant
Pairing: Scotty/Archer
Rating: R
Warnings:Mild AU-ness,inappropriate language, m/m sex
Disclaimer: If I owned I would do something horrible to it. Like lose it in an attempt to prove my theory for transwarp beaming.
Wordcount: 2040

Scotty was pissed. No one was safe. )
imasupermuteant: (bones found porn)
Title: Mother of Invention
Author: [info]imasupermuteant
Beta: [info]studyingstones2
Pairing: Scotty/Keenser
Rating: NC-(SPOCK)17
Warnings: Porn! Keenser, one moment of gratuitous line-yanking from Terry Prachett
Disclaimer: After this, I'm not sure I want to own them
Wordcount: 1002
There's an awkward pause for both of them after Keenser suggests that they should try sex )