imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
Title: Nips
Fandom: Teen Titans (The first ones!)
Pairing: Dick/Roy (sort of)
Rating/Warnings: PG for body piercing and hormones
Word Count: 249
Summary: (617): My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

When did Roy get nipple rings? )

Title: Nothing Happened
Fandom: Teen Titans
Pairing: Tim/Kon/Bart (sort of)
Rating/Warning: Rated PG for burning
Word Count: 187
Summary: Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.

Something is very, very wrong )

Title: Future Shock
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Jason/Tim Jason/Bruce
Rating/Warnings: rated PG-13 for cursing and time travel
Word Count: 558 words
Summary:(917): Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman

Jason is not used to waking up in palces he doesn't recognize )
imasupermuteant: (heart sephiroth)
Title: Genesis
Fandom: DCU (Smallville)
Pairing/Characters: Lex Luthor
Word Count: 326
Summary: My attempt at putting Connor into smallville-verse. If you're expecting something that meshes well with SV cannon, this isn't it.

The Luthor family had a specific set of rules when it came to the naming of children. )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
Title: I Hope This Gets to You
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Booster Gold/Bart Allen
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG for gooey romance
Word Count:347
Summary: Written for the awesome and talented [profile] justmissjac. Merry Christmas BB.
Summary in the form of a video )

I hope this gets to you )

Title: Safe
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Jason/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for BDSM themes.
Word Count: 398
Summary: Written for my XO. I know it's not comeslut!Jaime, but I hope this suffices.

Tim doesn't say a word )
imasupermuteant: (evilgasm)
Title: Wally is Insecure
Pairing: YJ:TAS Kid Flash/Wally
Rating: PG
Word Count: 448

that's not what Barry says )

Title: Fudgesicles
Pairing: Jaime/Kon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 268

I love fudgesicles )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
I am, at this moment, watching Batman Forever with my XO. This movie is a huge part of my childhood, I've seen it about 12 times now. And I just noticed the fact that all of the goons in the show remind me of the Hot Cops from Arrested Development )

Then this happened.

Title: Goons
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Gen (possibly Robin/Hot Cops)
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG for Hot Cops
Word Count 355
Summary: It's been a hard economic time for everyone. Two-Face is forced to outsource his henchmen.

Nice Panties )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
Title: Brotherly Love
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG-13 for Smithy's Dick's little brother
Word Count: 180
Summary: in the form of a Text From Last Night

I want you to know three things )

Title: Bubble-wrap
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Bart/Kon/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for sexual ingenuity
Word Count: 350
Summary: In the form of a TFLN

-pop- )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Heritage Month
Fandom: Star Trek TOS/Star Trek XI (pick your naked Scottishman!)
Pairing: SCONES (Scotty/Bones)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, crack, silliness, nudity
Word Count: 565
Note: Written for [ profile] cards_slash as part of my Rock, Paper, Cynic Fanfic Meme. Also written for the "Public Nudity" square of my [ profile] trek_crackbingo card. Multitasking!

Summary in the form of a comic! )

imasupermuteant: (its a goddamn kitty)
Title: Misfire
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Twitter (srsly)
Pairing: @Fireprince_Zuko/@Boomerang_boy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: This is a fanfic of a roleplay twitter. You've been warned.
Word Count: 140 characters or less

Dedicated to [profile] kalliestarmist, the best pretend sister a girl could have.

If words were characters, this ficlet could be a tweet! )
imasupermuteant: (Scotty/Sandwich)
I was feeling sad and fic-less so I thought I would cheer myself up with a little crack. So here we have it!

Title: Desire
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Scotty/Sandwiches
Warnings: Errr... food-sex? Sex-with-food?
Rating: Almost NC-17
Word Count: 362

Summary: Sometimes it's hard to deny yourself.

It's not his fault. )
imasupermuteant: (its a goddamn kitty)
Title: For Vampires Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf
Fandom: BTVS/Angel
Wordcount: 368
Rating: PG
Summary: Spike ruminates on having a soul.

The thing about souls... )