Today, I learned something.

How come nobody told me there was a Kon analog on Smallville this season?! WHY DIDN'T I KNOW I COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING IT THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! 

Now I don't even know how far back I'll have to go to get the whole story.

I AM DISSAPOINT


Now back to our regularly scheduled porn programming