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Title: Wally is Insecure
Pairing: YJ:TAS Kid Flash/Wally
Rating: PG
Word Count: 448



"Dooood."

It all starts with Wally and his gossip problem.

"Yes?" Robin's a little bit busy at the moment, balancing on a single hand in the middle of the conference table, doing push ups. He's good at them.

"Do you think Speedy and Green Arrow were, like, doing it?"

"What?!" Robin nearly falls, but manages to tuck himself into a roll and land on his feet (on the floor) without incident, "Why would I think that?!"

"WellIjust..." Wally vibrates a little, embarrassed. He hadn't wanted to bring it up with Robin first thing, but he and Robin are tight and if you can't talk to your bro who can you talk to?

Not that he could ask anyone else. Supey and Aquadude? No way. And he's not sure M'gann has gotten The Talk yet. Also she's a girl.

And Barry had made it clear that he didn't want to hear any speculation on other hero's sexual habits after the Hawkman Incident.

"Well it's just. I got this vibe off them, right? And Speedy was so seriously pissed off about Arrow not taking us up to the Big Space Office and..."

Robin's eyes narrow like he's thinking Bat Thoughts, "...And Roy knew all about stuff that our mentors never told us."

"Yeah!" Wally said, "And so I was thinking maybe he was so angry because he and Green Arrow were... youknow."

Robin makes a grunt that most likely means he's not going to agree or disagree and Wally thinks maybe that's going to be the end of the conversation.

But then Robin's eyes are narrowing on him, "So why do you care so much?"

"Rob!" Wally says, even though there's a little jolt of panic in his chest that he doesn't really understand, "Would I-- You don't think I-- You--"

Robin grins, "There's nothing wrong with it."

Wally's heart stops.

"Well," Robin amends, "There might be something wrong with it when it comes do Speedy and Green Arrow but I'm not going to go there. I meant in general, there's nothing wrong with it."

"That's not what Barry says" Wally mutters.

"What?"

Wally doesn't know what to do with his nervous energy so he does a few laps of the room and stops next to Rob, as close as he can without touching.

"And what if... Like, I liked someone. Like that?"

Robin's eyes widen, "You like Superboy?"

"No! I--" But Wally's lost his nerve and he can't really stay in this horribly awkward situation so he runs, and runs, and thinks about the next time he's going to get Robin alone and how he'll definitely tell him then.

But first he's going to ask Speedy about Green Arrow.



Title: Fudgesicles
Pairing: Jaime/Kon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 268



"Oh my god, dude." Jaime said, his eyes wide as he watched Kon approach from the house, "Are those fudgesicles?!"

"Uh... Yeah?" Kon said, "Your mom gave them to me. Sorry, do you not like these?"

"I love fudgesicles." Jaime told him with his most serious expression, "They are like heaven in a neat, rod-shaped package."

"I thought that was me." Kon laughed, handing over one of the pops before joining Jaime in the slowly rocking hammock. It swayed dangerously as he lowered himself next to his boyfriend.

"First, ew. You are not allowed to talk about your package that way. Second, you couldn't use your TTK to make this easier?" Jaime asked as he brushed hair out of his face and took a first tentative lick of his fudgesicle.

"First, Nope." Kon laughed, "Second, I thought you liked my package. Third, you said 'package'."

"You're an infant." Jaime stuck his tongue out only to have it licked in return.

"Mmmm..." Kon said, "Fudgelicious."

Jaime rolled his eyes, "You'd better eat your own before it melts all over your stupid hand."

Kon did just that, and they sat for a moment enjoying the sweet cool of the fudgesicles and the rocking of the hammock.

It was sweet and peaceful right up until Jaime locked eyes with Kon and deep throated his pop.

"Oh come on man, that's totally not fair!" Kon protested, "I can't keep up with that."

Jaime grinned and slid in for a sticky-sweet kiss, "Scarab says you don't have a gag reflex."

Kon grinned, and picked up his fudgesicle, "Only one way to find out..."
 
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