Nonono!Kon has to come out of a tube because then Clark can find out about him and show up in Lex's bedroom of the middle of the night and be all "You cloned me? You're a horrible person and I can't believe you would do something so fucked up. Take me now" and then Lex is all "I just wanted us to have a baby together because I luuurve you! Take off your pants!" and then they have ridiculously athletic sex until Kon walks in on them and is like "omigod, ew!" and has to run away to be comforted by the (even more!) supremely fucked up version of Tim who lives in Smallville-verse.
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on 2010-12-28 04:21 am (UTC)And they all live happily ever after the end.