imasupermuteant: (bones found porn)
I know I do! which is why I have helped to create

In the hopes that more of the sort of porn that I like will become available.

Why do I mention this? Because the comm needs some new people! And if you are the sort of person who is reading this right now, you're probable the sort of person who would like some strange porn fic.

Go there. Post. Enjoy.

Make it so.

imasupermuteant: (Happy!Bart)
Title: What Makes the Man
Fandom: DCU
Pairings: Tim/Kon, Bart/Couture
Rating/Warnings: Rated NC-17 for gratuitous porn, genderswapping, and crossdressing
Word Count: 2591

Summary: The third and final fic in the series where Tim get's an accidental sex change and isn't particularly upset by it. In which Tim is kind of upset by his accidental sex change and Bart gets a new hobby. Sequel to Lady Pieces

Ah, young lust )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
I am, at this moment, watching Batman Forever with my XO. This movie is a huge part of my childhood, I've seen it about 12 times now. And I just noticed the fact that all of the goons in the show remind me of the Hot Cops from Arrested Development )

Then this happened.

Title: Goons
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Gen (possibly Robin/Hot Cops)
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG for Hot Cops
Word Count 355
Summary: It's been a hard economic time for everyone. Two-Face is forced to outsource his henchmen.

Nice Panties )
imasupermuteant: (evilgasm)
Title: The Three Little Robins
Fandom: DCU
Paring: Batman/Robin!Pile
Warnings/Rating: Rated PG-13 for subtle sexuality and the destruction of childhood memories.
Word Count: 1005
Summary: A seriously cracked version of 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'. I'm not proud of this.

Oh! don't gobble me up! )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
Title: Brotherly Love
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG-13 for Smithy's Dick's little brother
Word Count: 180
Summary: in the form of a Text From Last Night

I want you to know three things )

Title: Bubble-wrap
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Bart/Kon/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for sexual ingenuity
Word Count: 350
Summary: In the form of a TFLN

-pop- )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: A Love Story of Sorts
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Characters/Pairings: Scotty/Keenser
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and sexuality
Word Count: 2377
Summary: Scotty has the hots for Keenser, Keenser isn't so sure.

Keenser, on the other hand, thought he was a fetishist. )
imasupermuteant: Picture of Pavel Chekov making a silly face with the words "Ensign Jailbait" to the right of his face  (Ensign Jailbait)
Title: It's My Party (AKA Ensign Jailbait and the Birthday Bash)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Pavel Chekov/Everyone
Rating/Warnings: Rated 'R' for sexual situations and various forms of intoxication
Word Count: 569

Summary: Written for the [ profile] trek_crackbingo prompts: "Telepathy", "Sex Pollen" and "Amusingly Drunk". This fic fits into the Ensign Jailbait universe in which Chekov has the magical ability to read the minds of people who are perving on him and totally turned 18 just a little while ago.

To Ensign Chekov, finally legal! )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Heritage Month
Fandom: Star Trek TOS/Star Trek XI (pick your naked Scottishman!)
Pairing: SCONES (Scotty/Bones)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, crack, silliness, nudity
Word Count: 565
Note: Written for [ profile] cards_slash as part of my Rock, Paper, Cynic Fanfic Meme. Also written for the "Public Nudity" square of my [ profile] trek_crackbingo card. Multitasking!

Summary in the form of a comic! )

imasupermuteant: (its a goddamn kitty)
Title: Misfire
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Twitter (srsly)
Pairing: @Fireprince_Zuko/@Boomerang_boy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: This is a fanfic of a roleplay twitter. You've been warned.
Word Count: 140 characters or less

Dedicated to [profile] kalliestarmist, the best pretend sister a girl could have.

If words were characters, this ficlet could be a tweet! )
imasupermuteant: (Timmy Smooshface)
Title: Un-Dysphoria
Fandom: Teen Titans
Pairing/Characters: Tim Drake
Rating: PG
Warnings: a tiny bit of crack, genderswitching, jokes about head injuries
Word Count: 1273

Summary: This genderswap fic is dedicated to anyone who has ever been punched in the boob.

It takes them nearly three months to notice. )
imasupermuteant: (O: Booster)
Title: Out of Time
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Bart Allen (Kid Flash)/Booster Gold, mentions of Booster/Blue Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, an informed, consensual relationship between an adult and an underage teen.
Word Count: 1713

Summary: Strong relationships are based on commonalities, and difference.

Continuity note: Wikipedia tells me that Bart Allen is from the 31st century and Booster Gold is from the 25th. For the purposes of this fic I have Booster coming from the 31st century, so that all the stuff will make sense, and because I want it to.

Readers should realize that the following crack fic is the product of me realizing that two of my favorite characters both have names that start with "B". This isn't deep stuff. IDEK.

They meet at a JLA mixer )
imasupermuteant: (Scotty/Sandwich)
I was feeling sad and fic-less so I thought I would cheer myself up with a little crack. So here we have it!

Title: Desire
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Scotty/Sandwiches
Warnings: Errr... food-sex? Sex-with-food?
Rating: Almost NC-17
Word Count: 362

Summary: Sometimes it's hard to deny yourself.

It's not his fault. )
imasupermuteant: (happy duo)
Title: Moot Ants
Fandom: Gundam Wing/X-men
Characters/Pairing: Gundam Pilots!
Warnings: Sillyness
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 852

Author’s Note: My user name was born during my early days in fandom, when I was obsessed with X-Men (I still am, really). In particular, I fell in love with the idea of being a mutant with totally useless powers. Wufei's specific mutation is inspired by one of my favorite characters, Jacob Gavin Jr. AKA the Courier. He was crotchety. I liked him.

imasupermuteant: (heart sephiroth)
Title: Rocket Boys
Fandoms: Star Trek XI, Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: Pavel Chekov/Cid Highwind
Rating: R
Word count: 5,809
Summary: Cid didn't know he was waiting for something until Pavel Chekov showed up on his doorstep.

Part One )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Switching
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy/Scotty, Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Gender swapping all over the place.
Summary: I hate gender-switch and I hate drabbles. So in a fit of insanity I wrote both. Seven 100 word gender-switch drabbles.

Get it off! Get it off! )
imasupermuteant: (evilgasm)
Title: Nine to Five
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Neji/Naruto, Neji/The whole of Konoha, Yoshino Nara/Shikaku Nara/Other folks
Warnings: PURE CRACK. It does not get Crackier than this. There is no canon here. There is only Slut!Neji and Shikamaru's parents.
Wordcount: 1105
Note: Written for [profile] kallie_starmist for the Softer World Prompt Meme

The summary comes in the form of a comic )

Good morning, you've reached Nara and Nara: Professional Punishment, Abductions, and Fantasy Fulfillment. May I help you? )
imasupermuteant: (No more sandwiches?!)
Title: Scones and Tea
Fandom: Star Trek TOS (or TAS, it doesn't really matter)
Pairing: Scotty/Bones (SCONES!!)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2150
Summary: Scotty and Bones receive an unexpected guest.

Note: This was originally a comment fic I made for the Ship Wars spirit week on [profile] st_respect. I've changed it a little, added a sentence here or there, but it's pretty much the same. You can find the original prompt and response HERE

'Tell those damn kids to get off our lawn' )
imasupermuteant: Picture of Pavel Chekov making a silly face with the words "Ensign Jailbait" to the right of his face  (Ensign Jailbait)
Title: For Great Science
Fandoms: Star Trek XI, Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Pavel Chekov/Donald Duck (you heard me)
Rating: PG
Summary: Two worlds meet, and there is alcohol to be had.
Wordcount: 1315

Note: This was written for the "Walk into a bar" challenge but was never finished because I had finals.

I'm going to hell. )
imasupermuteant: (OMFG!)
So I thought I would post a master list of my fic for Team Crackship so that I could go back and find it later... 'cause that's important to me. Read at your own risk:

UPDATED 3/26/10

Crack Goes Here )
imasupermuteant: (bones found porn)
Title: Mount Pain
Author: [personal profile] imasupermuteant
Beta: [personal profile] studyingstones2
Pairing: Kirk/Tentacle monster, mentions of Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC 17
Warnings: Tentacles, mild Non-Con, sex pollen sweat
Summary: Jim is looking for a good time on Risa tonight, he finds more than he was expecting.

Notes: Written for [ profile] tentacle_fest. For the prompt: "On an exploratory away mission, one crewmember falls afoul of a tentacle creature; another finds them. Do they rescue them? Join in?"

This accidentally ended up as a sequel to the other fic I wrote for the same fest, so now it's a series sort of! Yay!

Jim Kirk was having an amazing shore leave. )