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In the hopes that more of the sort of porn that I like will become available.

Why do I mention this? Because the comm needs some new people! And if you are the sort of person who is reading this right now, you're probable the sort of person who would like some strange porn fic.

Go there. Post. Enjoy.

Make it so.

I am, at this moment, watching Batman Forever with my XO. This movie is a huge part of my childhood, I've seen it about 12 times now. And I just noticed the fact that all of the goons in the show remind me of the ( Hot Cops from Arrested Development )

Then this happened.

Title: Goons
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Gen (possibly Robin/Hot Cops)
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG for Hot Cops
Word Count 355
Summary: It's been a hard economic time for everyone. Two-Face is forced to outsource his henchmen.

( Nice Panties )

Title: Brotherly Love
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Roy/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated PG-13 for Smithy's Dick's little brother
Word Count: 180
Summary: in the form of a Text From Last Night

( I want you to know three things )



Title: Bubble-wrap
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans)
Pairing: Bart/Kon/Tim
Rating/Warnings: Rated R for sexual ingenuity
Word Count: 350
Summary: In the form of a TFLN

( -pop- )

Title: It's My Party (AKA Ensign Jailbait and the Birthday Bash)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Pavel Chekov/Everyone
Rating/Warnings: Rated 'R' for sexual situations and various forms of intoxication
Word Count: 569

Summary: Written for the trek_crackbingo prompts: "Telepathy", "Sex Pollen" and "Amusingly Drunk". This fic fits into the Ensign Jailbait universe in which Chekov has the magical ability to read the minds of people who are perving on him and totally turned 18 just a little while ago.

( To Ensign Chekov, finally legal! )

Title: Misfire
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Twitter (srsly)
Pairing: @Fireprince_Zuko/@Boomerang_boy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: This is a fanfic of a roleplay twitter. You've been warned.
Word Count: 140 characters or less

Dedicated to kalliestarmist, the best pretend sister a girl could have.

( If words were characters, this ficlet could be a tweet! )

Title: Out of Time
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Bart Allen (Kid Flash)/Booster Gold, mentions of Booster/Blue Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, an informed, consensual relationship between an adult and an underage teen.
Word Count: 1713

Summary: Strong relationships are based on commonalities, and difference.



Continuity note: Wikipedia tells me that Bart Allen is from the 31st century and Booster Gold is from the 25th. For the purposes of this fic I have Booster coming from the 31st century, so that all the stuff will make sense, and because I want it to.

Readers should realize that the following crack fic is the product of me realizing that two of my favorite characters both have names that start with "B". This isn't deep stuff. IDEK.

( They meet at a JLA mixer )

Title: Moot Ants
Fandom: Gundam Wing/X-men
Characters/Pairing: Gundam Pilots!
Warnings: Sillyness
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 852

Author’s Note: My user name was born during my early days in fandom, when I was obsessed with X-Men (I still am, really). In particular, I fell in love with the idea of being a mutant with totally useless powers. Wufei's specific mutation is inspired by one of my favorite characters, Jacob Gavin Jr. AKA the Courier. He was crotchety. I liked him.

( MUTANTS )

Title: Switching
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy/Scotty, Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Gender swapping all over the place.
Summary: I hate gender-switch and I hate drabbles. So in a fit of insanity I wrote both. Seven 100 word gender-switch drabbles.

( Get it off! Get it off! )

Title: Scones and Tea
Fandom: Star Trek TOS (or TAS, it doesn't really matter)
Pairing: Scotty/Bones (SCONES!!)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2150
Summary: Scotty and Bones receive an unexpected guest.

Note: This was originally a comment fic I made for the Ship Wars spirit week on st_respect. I've changed it a little, added a sentence here or there, but it's pretty much the same. You can find the original prompt and response HERE

( 'Tell those damn kids to get off our lawn' )

So I thought I would post a master list of my fic for Team Crackship so that I could go back and find it later... 'cause that's important to me. Read at your own risk:

UPDATED 3/26/10

( Crack Goes Here )